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bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Zodiac at Their Worst

mermaidastrology:

Aries - Bossy ass bitches

Taurus - Boring couch potato

Gemini - Lying gossip

Cancer - Whiny troublemaker

Leo - Self obsessed asshole

Virgo - Hypocritical bitch

Libra - Two faced manipulator

Scorpio - Raging psychopath

Sagittarius - Self-righteous asshole

Capricorn - Social climbing backstabber

Aquarius - Unemotional God complex

Pisces - Manipulative drug addict 

« Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…You give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love. »

- Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones (via psych-facts)
  • Monday: •╭╮•
  • Tuesday: •╭╮•
  • Wednesday: •╭╮•
  • Thursday: •╭╮•
  • Friday: •_•
  • Saturday: •◡•
  • Sunday •_•

doglets:

there’s a thin line between word and world

whatdat:

school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife

okaywork:

that couple is so lucky they’re white could you imagine me going home to my black family and they’d ask me where he proposed and i’d say a 1d concert and they’d be like

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